My friends are hilarious so here you’ll find their midlife observations:

• Corporate America is so frustrating by now since we’ve seen all the reorgs, office trends and the disappearance of a real live person to help with any of it….so my friend “Rocker Romeo” says “Who You Gonna Slap?!”
• Aches and pains come out of no where at this age.  A neighbor of mine that just turned 60 says “50 is the same as 40 except…you hurt”.
• Injuries in the 50th Dimension seem to multiply some weeks.  Deirdre says “I hurt my back one week falling, I injured my ankle the next week doing a run…what can I say, I’m in my 50’s so I feel like I’m falling apart”.